• Act 1: yay omfg everything is okay no one is dead and we're all sorta happy!
• Act 2: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE EVERYONE IS DEAD OH SWEET JESUS THIS IS HORRIBLE WHY GOD WHY

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

(via slightlydisapproves)

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via gayerthanthefourthofjuly)

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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sirenboy:

dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”

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brown-brown:

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

We have a winner

(via zaphura)

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(via gayerthanthefourthofjuly)